Posted by Batch scripting, often overlooked in the realm of programming, can be surprisingly powerful and entertaining in the right hands. While batch files are typically used for automating tasks or managing system configurations, they can also be utilized for mischief and fun. In this blog post, we’ll explore ten playful batch scripts that can be used to prank your friends, colleagues, or even yourself (in a harmless way, of course). These scripts range from harmless annoyances to creative tricks, all designed to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your victims.
- Endless Popup Loop:
This script creates an endless loop of popup message boxes, driving the victim crazy as they try to close them. Here’s the code:
@echo off
:start
msg * Hey! Are you annoyed yet?
goto start
Save this code in a .bat file and execute it. To stop the madness, simply open Task Manager and end the process.
- Ghost Typing:
With this script, you can simulate ghost typing, making it seem like someone else is controlling the keyboard. It’s perfect for spooking your friends. Here’s how it works:
@echo off
echo You are being controlled...
timeout /t 5
echo Spooky, isn't it?
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. Your victim will see mysterious messages appearing on their screen, seemingly typed by an unseen hand.
- Fake Virus Alert:
Scare your friends with a fake virus alert that appears to be scanning their computer. Here’s the script:
@echo off
echo WARNING: Virus Detected!
timeout /t 5
echo Initiating virus scan...
timeout /t 3
echo Virus scan complete. No threats found.
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. Watch as your friends panic before realizing it’s just a harmless prank.
- Disappearing Desktop Icons:
Make your friend’s desktop icons vanish before their eyes with this sneaky script:
@echo off
echo Hiding desktop icons...
reg add "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced" /v HideIcons /t REG_DWORD /d 1 /f
timeout /t 5
echo Desktop icons hidden. Enjoy the clean desktop!
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. The icons will reappear after a system restart.
- Random Mouse Movements:
Drive your friends crazy by making their mouse cursor move randomly across the screen. Here’s the script:
@echo off
:start
set /a "x=%random% %%1920"
set /a "y=%random% %%1080"
rundll32 user32.dll,SetCursorPos %x%,%y%
timeout /t 1 /nobreak >nul
goto start
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. To stop the madness, close the Command Prompt window.
- Infinite CD Drive Ejects:
Annoy your friends by making their CD drive endlessly open and close. Here’s the script:
@echo off
:start
echo Ejecting CD drive...
eject
timeout /t 2
goto start
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. To stop the madness, close the Command Prompt window.
- Fake Blue Screen of Death (BSOD):
Give your friends a fright with a fake Blue Screen of Death. Here’s the script:
@echo off
color 17
echo A problem has been detected...
timeout /t 5
echo Contacting Microsoft support...
timeout /t 3
echo Just kidding! It's just a prank.
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. Watch as your friends panic before realizing it’s just a harmless joke.
- Voice Changer:
Surprise your friends by making your computer speak with a different voice. Here’s the script:
@echo off
echo Hello there!
timeout /t 2
echo I'm a computer, but I can sound like a robot too!
timeout /t 3
echo Wanna hear something spooky?
timeout /t 2
echo Boo!
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. Your friends will be amazed by your computer’s newfound vocal talents.
- Desktop Flip:
Flip your friend’s desktop upside down with this quirky script:
@echo off
echo Flipping desktop...
timeout /t 5
control desk.cpl,,@0,0
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. Watch as your friend’s world turns topsy-turvy.
- Endless Beeping:
Drive your friends mad with an endless loop of beeping sounds. Here’s the script:
@echo off
:start
echo Ding!
timeout /t 1
goto start
Save this code in a .bat file and run it. To stop the beeping, close the Command Prompt window.
Conclusion:
Batch scripting may not be the most sophisticated form of programming, but it certainly has its uses, especially when it comes to harmless pranks and playful mischief. The scripts provided in this blog post are just a starting point—feel free to experiment and create your own batch file pranks. Remember to use these scripts responsibly and always consider the feelings of your victims. After all, the best pranks are the ones that leave everyone laughing in the end. Happy scripting!
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