Imagine turning on your computer and hearing:

“Welcome back, Sir. Ready to get things done today?”

Sounds cool, right?

You can actually make your Windows PC talk and greet you automatically at startup—no heavy software needed. Just a simple script.

🎧 What This Setup Does

• Speaks a custom welcome message when your PC starts
• Runs automatically in the background
• Fully customizable (name, message, style)
• Lightweight (no performance impact)

🧠 How It Works

We use:

• Windows built-in Text-to-Speech (TTS)
• A simple VBScript (.vbs) file
• Windows Startup folder

👉 No external tools required.

🚀 Step-by-Step Setup

📝 Step 1: Create the Script

1. Right-click on Desktop
2. Click New → Text Document
3. Open it and paste this:

Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome back! Your system is ready. Have a productive day."
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

💾 Step 2: Save as .vbs File

• Click File → Save As
• Name it:

welcome.vbs

⚠️ Important:

• Change “Save as type” to All Files
• Not .txt

▶️ Step 3: Test It

Double-click the file.

👉 Your PC should speak the message.

🔄 Step 4: Run It on Startup

Open Startup Folder:

Press:

Win + R

Type:

shell:startup

Add Script

• Copy your welcome.vbs file
• Paste it inside the Startup folder

⚡ Done!

Now every time you start your PC…

🎙️ It will automatically greet you

🎯 Customize Your Message

You can change this line:

speaks="Welcome back! Your system is ready."

Examples:

• “Welcome back, boss 😎”
• “Good morning! Let’s crush today.”
• “System online. Ready for hacking… I mean working.”

🔊 Advanced Customization (Optional)

Change Voice Speed

speech.Rate = 1

Range:

• -10 (slow) → 10 (fast)

Change Volume

speech.Volume = 100

Range:

• 0 → 100

🎨 Make It Even Cooler

Ideas:

• Add system info (time, date)
• Combine with your wallpaper tool
• Make a “Jarvis-style” assistant

⚠️ Notes

• Works on Windows 10 & 11
• Requires speakers or headphones
• Runs silently in background

🧠 Why This Is Cool

• Personalized experience
• Feels like your own AI assistant
• Fun + productive

🔚 Final Thoughts

Your PC doesn’t have to feel lifeless.

With a simple script, you can turn it into something:

• Interactive
• Personalized
• Fun to use

📣 Quick Setup Recap

✔ Create .vbs script
✔ Add welcome message
✔ Place in Startup folder
✔ Restart → Enjoy 🎉

❓ FAQ (SEO Optimized)

Does this slow down my PC?

No, it’s extremely lightweight.

Can I change the voice?

Yes, Windows TTS settings control voice options.

Can I add multiple messages?

Yes, you can expand the script.

Is it safe?

Yes, it uses built-in Windows features.

Can I remove it later?

Yes, just delete the file from Startup folder.